hELLO, rANDOM STRANGER,
i AM GLAD YOU THINK, tHAT i AM ATTRACTIVE, bECAUSE THAT IS KIND OF A THING, tHAT IS NICE OF YOU TO SAY
(anD I Am attracTive,)
iF YOU DECIDED, tO PRESS THE FOLLOW BUTTON UPON SEEING MY FACE, wELL, tHANKS A LOT FOR THAT, i APPRECIATE IT, }:)
((really though, thanks muchly! ;O))
why would you let me google that
dAVE, wHAT SEEMS TO BE THE, pROBLEM HERE,
wHAT IS AN AMPAL—,
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uMMMM, n, nEVER,
nEVER AGAIN, oH GOG i WISH i DIDN’T SEE THAT,i warned you bro
i AM, sO UPSET RIGHT NOW,
wHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, tO YOUR BONE BULGE„,
why would you let me google that
dAVE, wHAT SEEMS TO BE THE, pROBLEM HERE,
wHAT IS AN AMPAL—,
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uMMMM, n, nEVER,
nEVER AGAIN, oH GOG i WISH i DIDN’T SEE THAT,
i’M REALLY SORRY, ABOUT NOT BEING ACTIVE AGAIN, (tHOUGH THIS TIME, iT WAS FOR A, uH, rEEEEALLY LONG TIME„„,)
i HAVE BEEN MOVING FROM HIVE TO HIVE, bECAUSE, uMMM„,
It’s an “Ask Dirk and Roxy” blog! :3
Reblogging for the night owls. Will reblog again during the day.
(Source: iams99ffended)
tHAT’S ACTUALLY, kIND OF A FUNNY THOUGHT, hEHE, }:P
oHHHHHHHHHHHH, i KNOW THIS ONE,
oKAY SO,
fIRST,
yOU GRAB, a BAG, tO CARRY YOUR THINGS IN,
sECOND„
yOU WHISK ME UP, yOU KNOW, oUT OF MY CHAIR,
aND,
tHIRD„,
tAKE ME,
tOSEEpUPApANBECAUSEHE’SADREAMBOAT„„,
mMMMMM i’D BE HIS LOST BOY ANYDAY,
f, fINE,
i DON’T KNOW, iF i FEEL MATESPRIT FEELINGS TOWARDS YOU, bUT, uM,
i SUPPOSE, i CAN TRY„
dAVE, tHAT’S, uHH, rEALLY MEAN„
i KNOW YOU’RE NOT SERIOUS, yOU’VE JOKED WITH ME BEFORE,
i MAY BE, a TROLL, bUT, uMMMM, i STILL HAVE A HEART,
}:’C
aRE, yOU SERIOUS„,
i MAY BE A LITTLE, eR, bEHIND IN TROLL DEVELOPMENT WHEN IT COMES TO MY THINKPAN, bUT, i AM NOT STUPID„,
i AM GOING TO, rEMAIN CHASTE, uNTIL A TROLL (oR, a HUMAN„) COMES ALONG TO SWEEP ME OUT OF MY, wHEELCHAIR, aND WHISK ME AWAY, tO FLY WITH pUPA pAN„,
aAAAAAAHHH, hE’S SUCH A DREAMBOAT, hEHEHE }:D
